A silver-haired woman walks into a bar...
I've observed that widowers' dead wives were saints...divorced men's undead ex-wives are bitches...and men who've never married are still looking for the perfect woman they'll never meet.
Buck teeth, thick glasses, and my mother dressed me funny--and the kids called me Professor Pisspot.
...but I did have a funny part in the senior class play.
...I grabbed a mic, started telling stories--most of them true--and found my true calling at last.
The clerk in the drugstore directed me to the Family Planning aisle, but I wasn't planning a family--I was just planning on having sex.
Fellatio sounds like the name of a Shakespearean character, but after an educational class in BJs, I'm happy to pass on what I learned.
I've discovered that a vibrator can do only so much. I want one that talks--maybe in French!
A new character makes her debut...
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First came Lusty Carolyn, a classy woman with a decidedly sassy world view...
Now there's Lusty Bangor, and no telling what she's got on her mind.
Carolyn Meyer is a brand new face on the comedy scene with a different--shall we say mature--angle on life, love, and sex. Follow me on Facebook, Twitter, Google+...and of course YouTube