classy and sassy, with a dash of raunch
How I became a comedian
Being a homely child was the beginning
Buck teeth, thick glasses, and my mother dressed me funny--and the kids called me Professor Pisspot.
Straight A report cards didn't get me a prom date
...but I did have a funny part in the senior class play.
After years of writing novels
...I grabbed a mic, started telling stories--most of them true--and found my true calling at last.